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INB4 APOPHENIA, EGOMANIA, INSOMNIA, OTOCONIA, URANIA Hey there, I'm Peter Berg. I run this infinitesimal slice of the 500-exabyte, anarchist, indispensable abomination we call The Internet. I'm self-taught and highly web-savvy and the bendiest geek you'll meet. By that I mean I have scoliosis and Asperger's Syndrome*. I am skilled at: writing, drawing, finding things, losing things, indiscriminate honesty, puns/irony/satire, and code. I push electrons around for fun and profit**. I'm a rule-breaker when I find it necessary to bring me out of hopeless bleak despair, and I prioritize the boundless energy of imagination over this physical reality to which I am confined. Sometimes I don't eat or sleep at all if I've got some particularly interesting thought(s) to think. While I thrive in an environment of the obscure and abstruse, I consider most philosophy useless bunk. You probably won't understand most of the references and/or allusions I make unless you've known me since at most recent 4th grade. I'm an unshankable Jengajam in a Piscean wrapper, and my second heart's in the shop. The horse of course and Aristotleans will look up and shout, "Where's Micronesia?!" And I'll whisper, "The western Pacific Ocean." Then I'll do a rocketjump and land on the back of a giant owl-creature who will proceed to reinforce strigiform stereotypes. Major inspirations include Homestar Runner, MLP:FiM, They Might Be Giants, "Weird" Al Yankovic, dada/surrealism and surreal humor, and the Core Concepts***. I am a graphic and web designer who aspires to be more than the sum of the squares of my two sides. IRL, I own two parrots, two schnauzers and a rabbit. In cyberspace, I am free. I am become mind, creator of multiverses. I am brony, and I write so much fanfiction. I literally have a +27-page document of writing ideas. Also, if I appear to be displaying any worrying symptoms or ideologies, feel free to diagnose, disown, or damn me. I've been through that nonsense before. Haphazardly contained within the boundaries of this website, you will find: Contact me at: homfrog42 at homfrog dot net or message me on Twitter @h0mfr0g. Yeah, I don't really care anymore about secrecy. It's just a waste of what little energy I have, and humanity isn't going anywhere good in the short run, so it hardly matters. Go ahead and send me a message, be you friend, foe, or hand of higher authority. Receiving any sort of message will please me. ...I'm so lonely q-q Also check the Status Blog for information about updates. *Go ahead and make jokes, it's your head that's on the chopping block when the Autist Master Race seizes power in one reality or another. Overthrow the proletariat! |